Uhm no bye
Unknown creatures underground
|—||Sylvia Plath (via athousandreamsanight)|
Just finalised my ticket purchase for the #imax #midnightshowing of #thehobbit #desolationofsmaug for my man and I :)))) pretty fucking stoked ^_^ #basically24hoursfromnow #gunabealongassday #goodnightguise :*
Last night… I was shown so much kindness and intimacy and got to fall asleep with the most amazing man that um… honestly that I’ve ever met.. and I realised something.. and then this morning after the 15th and final good bye.. it was made entirely clear.. oh boy oh boy have I not smiling all.damn.day. :)))
#latepost but this was my lovely smoke and drive to work this morning from my guys house. Such a nice morning drive :) #weedstagram420 #weedporndaily #joints #allday #monsterenergy #coffee #last10nowlonggggday #humpday #woowoo
( ._.)./ an explanation:
The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute.
The disorder is called Megaesophagus.
Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock.
Smart ideas for Smarter cities
IBM’s marketing team shitting all over competition
Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance.
except the manatee. the manatee just wanted to say hi
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
Baby going through tunnel
probably thought his entire existence ended
nerdy moment: babies at that age don’t have object permanence. if the object cannot be seen, it does not exist. image how freaked the fuck out you would be if suddenly everything went black - effectively ceasing to exist. the baby’s entire world vanished then came back.
so yeah. he probably did think his entire existence ended.
I watched this like 5 times and laughed harder every time
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?